Welcome to London Nautical school. The place where dreams are made, when you sleep in class. The high standards in the school lead to a very nice stay. From rubbish on the floor to the toilet door being covered in disease. Do you like good facilities? Well the only good one is the sports hall. At break you will be sent to the playground. Let me rephrase that, an open ground made of concrete. With all the noise in the class you will have a good time trying to learn. Everyone obeys the rules, well at least when the teachers are around. And when you are finished eating you can just throw your rubbish on the floor.
Getting on to the teachers. Ever wanted to have a kind helpful teacher who will take you through the work step by step?. The teachers will be able to help as long as the students are not throwing paper and rubbish when they turn their back. They will always comment on your work with good feedback such as fail, work harder and detention. Well at least i think those are good comments. We have never been taught what they meant. When the teachers are not constantly shouting you can get on with your work. Making at least half a page of work a day seems to be the average which they never say is enough but no one listens. I love doing tests. I always get an f, which i believe means fantastic.
Now about the facilities. The moment you walk in to your class you will feel at home, if you in a bin. If you love doing practical you will love the science rooms. With only the clamps working you will love all the practicals that you can do. The floor is constantly rotting which adds a nice rotten scent to the room. The display boards will surely help you learn. With all the blu tac that is left on the wall you will even be able to add your own work. You can even borrow equipment that will almost likely never see the owner again. The lunch hall is the best place to eat your lunch. With food all over the floor you will almost likely step on some, why would you want to eat your lunch anywhere else.